Bird Poo Way Too Much

[underdawg]

This is frustrating.

Every morning I have to wash the car because birds poo on it.

My drive way has a tree right next to it, and the other car is in front of my house. I have no choice but to park it at the drive way.

How the he(double L) do you get dem birds to stop pooing?

I don't want to buy a cover; I just want to get rid of them birds.


Annoying ugly black birds.

[angel0430]

Shoot 'em......I am just playing. Cut some branches out and maybe that can help a little bit

[garnett_21]

Park elsewhere...lol...but seriously, you can get fake owls, and that works for a little bit, but you do need to move it every few days I think, otherwise the birds will clue in really quickly that it's fake...getting it up in the tree may be a trick though...

[shortking98]

Put some bird feed around the trees next to the neighbor's car. Problem solved ;)

[NickRadz23]

Put some bird feed around the trees next to the neighbor's car. Problem solved ;)

[DanielSweeney]

They also wake up WAAAAAAAAY too early. 4:30 am is when they start their yapping. Right outside my window.

[underdawg]

Shoot 'em......I am just playing. Cut some branches out and maybe that can help a little bit

If I could shoot em, I would. These are huge branches, don't think that can be an option.

Park elsewhere...lol...but seriously, you can get fake owls, and that works for a little bit, but you do need to move it every few days I think, otherwise the birds will clue in really quickly that it's fake...getting it up in the tree may be a trick though...

Thanks. I might have to try that.

Put some bird feed around the trees next to the neighbor's car. Problem solved ;)

My family and I do hate one of our neighbors.... They'll probably call the cops on us like they did before because of a pointless incident.

They also wake up WAAAAAAAAY too early. 4:30 am is when they start their yapping. Right outside my window.

That sucks.

[Star_Cards]

I'd look into the fake owl, but it they are crows or larger black birds an owl may not scare them away. I'd do a quick google search and see what comes up. I'm sure lots of people have had success with getting birds out of a tree.

There are also high frequency devices that may work to emit a sound the birds won't like.

Maybe there's something you can do noise wise that will get them to move on. firecrackers etc. or maybe spray them with the hose every time you see them. I had cats get in my flower beds and always read to get a motion detecting sprinkler that would turn on. That's a little trickier with birds, but maybe something along those lines.

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[Oxxon]

I had the same problem at one point. I used fake snakes. I bought about 5 fake snakes and put them on the branches. I let some kind of hang that way the birds could see the snakes "move".

[BCUS28]

I have the same problem. I too park under a tree.