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09-16-2009, 07:34 PM #41
Here is a couple :)
Two guys are hunting in the woods and all of the sudden one of them passes out.
The other one panics (thinking is friend is dead) and calls 911.
They tell him the first thing he should do is make sure he his dead
So he steps back a few feet and shoots him with his shot gun
"Okay, now what do I do"?
Here is the next one
A blonde, a Brunet, and a red head are in the forest
They are up to no good and are about to plant a bomb
the police show up after being tipped off about the bomb attempt
they corner them and the 3 girls know they are in trouble
The red head yells "TORNADO" and the police turn around while she runs away
The Brunet yells "EARTHQUAKE" and the police turn around while she runs away
The Blonde yells "FIRE"...BOOM!
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09-17-2009, 07:18 PM #42
Two guys are out hunting, when one of the guys steps on a rattle snake. The snake strikes at the guy biting him right in the "- - - -". He immediately goes into shock. The other man quicks grabs his cell phone and dials 911 asking what he should do? The operator tells him in order for his friend to live he's gonna have to suck the poison out or he's gonna die and then get him to the hospital. He hangs up and his friend says. "what'd they say?" the other man says "you're gonna die!"
"what'd they
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09-17-2009, 07:25 PM #43
Lol I've heard that one before but it's hilarious!
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09-18-2009, 09:30 AM #44
hahahahahaha......
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09-18-2009, 11:00 AM #45
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. Now today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago
and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told
me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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09-18-2009, 11:07 AM #46
hahahahahahaha
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09-18-2009, 11:19 AM #47
kanye west was invited to Patrick swayze's funeral. The procession was going well, family and friends alike shared anecdotes commemorating the life of swayze. All of a sudden kanye steps up to the altar and goes "hold on hold on... Im gona let yall finish but first I gotta say... Michael Jackson's funeral was SO MUCH BETTER!"
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09-18-2009, 11:23 AM #48
someone already posted that one
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09-18-2009, 11:40 AM #49
oh no! well I know some goofy ones...
what do you call a woman with a peg-leg?
Eileen.
Where can you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
what do you call a dog with no legs?
it dont matter what you call him... he aint comin!
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09-18-2009, 05:48 PM #50
heres a good one
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46...LIAMSSTOMP.gif
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Originally Posted by squirtr 
