Earn a Halloween Beating

[UsedForAPen]

#12.
I've Got a Heart On

We know. We can see it. And the children can see it. Warning: This costume is illegal in 48 states.
#11.
Wiseman

Just because he is wearing a hat and carrying frankincense does not mean this is not a Geisha Girl costume.
#10.
Super Jew

Whether the kid is Jewish or not, we're pretty sure this costume qualifies as some kind of hate crime.
#9.
Baby and Mommy

If you think it looks bad now, every time he walks, it looks like an 8 year old in diapers humping a babushka wearing basketball shoes.
#8.
The Munchkin

Okay, that's ****ing terrifying. Is that a wig or not? Forget it, we don't want to look at it any more. We're going to wake up some night and see this ******* staring down at us, orange cheeks and all.
#7.
God's Gift to Women

"From: God, To: Women?" Well, they are going to be disappointed when they open it up and see that it's just the rest of this guy.
#6.
Bacon and Eggs

The good news for him is that next year when they get divorced, he can just buy a sombrero and he's got a Mexican stereotype costume. She's stuck going as an amoeba.
#5.
Taz

If you take off the Taz mask, you've got a pretty terrifying childbirth costume here. Complete with dentata!
#4.
One Night Stand

Yes, he's dressed as a one-night stand. GET IT? These "abstract idea costumes" actually wind up being some of the most disturbing. Such as...
#3.
The **** Hit the Fan

If you don't have this jackass to explain the joke, this looks more like maggots crawling out of a drain. Which actually makes one of the most awesome and disturbing Halloween costumes we've ever seen. Congratulations on the accidental horror, guys.
#2.
Goth Milk

There is no place on earth where this costume won't get you a vicious beating. You wouldn't even make it out of Quaker country in this thing. Goths, puns, suggested genital piercings on a child... it's like they distilled everything a good man finds offensive and expressed it in ****ty costume form.
#1.
Slave Leia


My goodness what a lame costume. Take it off.

Emm...I'm going to be a Super Girl this year. A rare sight indeed.

[Gtbballer20]

HAHAHAHAHAHA my favorite was def the Super Jew...id be that

[OnePimpTiger]

I like "One Night Stand" and "Goth Milk"...so terribly corny.

[RedGoneWILD]

I've actually seen the baby & mommy costume before...it's actually quite impressive in person

my all time favorite halloween costume is the drunk driving athlete....it works for any athlete who has had a DUI...let's use jared allen as an example...you wear a jared allen jersey, get a cardboard box and decorate it as a car, get some string or something and attach it to the box so it can hang from your shoulders and dangle around your waist, and then get hammered drunk

[timduncan21]

HAHAHA!!! That was really funny!!

[dayzdtomato]

What I wouldn't give to be able to pull off "Slave Leia"....

[FootballCardFreak]

Haha. The baby costume is the best.

[OnePimpTiger]

My favorite is and always will be the hunter and bear from Super Troopers

[angel0430]

Those are some nice costumes

[SportsCardSeller]

I love the kissing booth one that Party city had a while back. =]

Those are incredibly corny though.