Favorite Simpsons moments/lines

[haybierman]

My favorites are as follows:

- The red ones taste like burning!

- My cat's breath smells like cat food.

- or mojo the helper monkey - "pray for Mo..jo"

- When Homer is in the garage and the half-made robot crawls out from behind the pile of junk and says "father, why have you not completed me?"

But my favorite scenes ever is with Linguo the grammar robot:

Lisa: If you misuse language, he'll correct you!
Homer: Well, lets put him to the test! Me love beer!
Linguo: I love beer!
Homer: Hey! He loves beer! Here little fellah! *Homer pours beer in Linguo's mouth*
Linguo: ERROR!
Homer: I'm sorry, I thought he was a party robot.
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Lisa: Just lay still.
Linguo: Lie still!
Lisa: I knew that. Just testing.
Linguo: Sentence fragment.
Lisa: "Sentence fragment," is also a sentence fragment!
Linguo: *glances from side to side* Must conserve battery. *shuts down*
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Louie: They's throwing robots!
Linguo: They are throwing robots.
Legs: He's disrespecting us. Shuttupa you face!
Linguo: Shut up your face!
Legs: Wassamatta you?
Louie: You aint so big.
Legs: Me and him are gonna whack you in the Labonza!
Linguo: Bad... grammar... overload. Error! Error! *blows up and lands near Homer*
Homer: *gasp* Linguo..... dead!?
Linguo: Linguo is dead. *shuts down*


great stuff. I still maintain the Simpsons is the funniest show ever.

[andrewcstein]

Well, you got the key Ralph quote (cat's breath). And the Linguo episode was great.

So many to choose from! I'll start small.

Bart: Go orange!
Nelson: Go grapefruit!
Ralph: Go Banana!

Lenny: Hey Carl, check out the overhead scoreboard.
Carl: [laughs] Poo... Ah, Homer. What whacky name do you want?
Homer Simpson: Are poo and *** taken?
Carl: Yeah.
Homer Simpson: Damn! Could my life get any worse?

[gatorboymike]

Ralph: I bent my wookiee!

Bart: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

Mr. Burns: Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers! If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: Hmmm....if you did it, sir?

Skinner: No, I said steamed HAMS!

Lisa: (reading invitations to Homer's barbecue) "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's THAT extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

Homer: Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him!

Homer: (impersonating Mr. Burns) Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postman: OK, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I don't know!

Homer: (rolls around on the ground) Oh God, oh God, oh God!
Natives: (roll around on the ground) Oh God, oh God, oh God!

[andrewcstein]

Lisa: (reading invitations to Homer's barbecue) "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's THAT extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

Awesome! My friend used that on invitations once and maybe four of us got it.

[slate187]

Some of my favorites are from the same epidsode (which is my all time favorite)

Marge: He looks like he could gore
Homer: He does look like Al Gore

Homer "In theory communism worked, in theory"

Homer: Maybe if we tied him down he would not eat so much
Lisa: Dad you cant do that it would be cruel
Homer: "Yelling in his ears is cruel, tugging on his trunk is cruel, well excuse me if I am cruel"

Ned: Its the 4 elephants of the apocolypse
Maude: Its 4 horsemen
Ned : were getting closer

After reviewing Stampy's bills
Homer: Someone is going to have to pay for this, Bart its coming out of your allowance
Bart: well you are going to have to raise my allowance to a 1000 a week
Homer: Well ok smart guy thats what I will do then.

[andrewcstein]

Don't forget this one, from the same episode:

Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!

I still love that one.

[StainLss]

Homer: (impersonating Mr. Burns) Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postman: OK, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I don't know!
!

man i actualy laughed out loud. i havent seen that one. im still laughing!!!!!

[GangGreen52]

Spider Pig, Spider Pig
Does whatever a Spider Pig does!

[andrewcstein]

Another great episode:

Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.

Homer: Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right
way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

[demonpower55]

Scully (X-Files Spoof): Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie detector blows up)

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.


Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.