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    He died because he was inside a glass machine that would keep him breathing?

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    Fred is a fish.

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    Fred was often inquisitive about the outside world. Each day he gazed wi™™™™lly through the glass at a world he could never know. Then, one day, the unthinkable happened. Some boys playing outside accidently broke the glass. Instantly Fred regreted his curiosity. Why?

    Fred is a goldfish, the boys broke the glass to his aquarium, which held the life sustaining oxygen in the water that Fred lived in.

    Fred regreted his curiosity because he can no longer breathe.

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    Heres my favorite.. my Grandpa do this day breaks this one out... lol

    3 guys walk into a hotel, want to get a room...ask the guy at the counter whats your best price on a room we need a place to stay... guy says $30 bucks for the night... so they all pay $10 bucks head up to the room... few minutes later guy at the til says to the bell hop... i over charged them guys for the room it was only suppose to be $25... here take these 5 ones up to them and give them there money back... so on the way up to the room the bell hop is thinkin well how am i gonna split 5 ones evenly amongst 3 people? so he gives each guy $1 back and keeps $2 in his pocket, meaning each guy paid $9 for the room... well if each guy paid $9 bucks and bellboy has $2 in his pocket that totals $29... WHERES THE MISSING DOLLAR?

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    Nice job, Chuck & middit!

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    Nauseating little Jimmy Toobright was having a biology lesson. Feeling bored, he put up his hand and told the teacher, "I know a creature that has legs, a chest and a back but no head. What is it?" The teacher was, as usual, furious at being stuck for an answer. What was Jimmy thinking of?

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    3 guys walk into a hotel, want to get a room...ask the guy at the counter whats your best price on a room we need a place to stay... guy says $30 bucks for the night... so they all pay $10 bucks head up to the room... few minutes later guy at the til says to the bell hop... i over charged them guys for the room it was only suppose to be $25... here take these 5 ones up to them and give them there money back... so on the way up to the room the bell hop is thinkin well how am i gonna split 5 ones evenly amongst 3 people? so he gives each guy $1 back and keeps $2 in his pocket, meaning each guy paid $9 for the room... well if each guy paid $9 bucks and bellboy has $2 in his pocket that totals $29... WHERES THE MISSING DOLLAR?

    Ha, I forgot about that one...I can't remember how to solve it though...I know there is a solution though...lol...actually, thinking about it now, I think it's subtraction, not addition...$30-$3 to the guys ($27) - $2 in the pocket = $25.

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    3 guys walk into a hotel, want to get a room...ask the guy at the counter whats your best price on a room we need a place to stay... guy says $30 bucks for the night... so they all pay $10 bucks head up to the room... few minutes later guy at the til says to the bell hop... i over charged them guys for the room it was only suppose to be $25... here take these 5 ones up to them and give them there money back... so on the way up to the room the bell hop is thinkin well how am i gonna split 5 ones evenly amongst 3 people? so he gives each guy $1 back and keeps $2 in his pocket, meaning each guy paid $9 for the room... well if each guy paid $9 bucks and bellboy has $2 in his pocket that totals $29... WHERES THE MISSING DOLLAR?

    Each guy paid $9.33 then

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    haha, yeah its all in the wording basically the way its told makes you think well they all paid $9 bucks and bellboy has $2... wheres the missing dollar?

    but yeah like you say... they paid $25 + they got $3 back... and dude has $2 in his pocket... thats $30 bucks... but man, it gets you thinkin thats for sure! especially my younger cousins

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    haha, yeah its all in the wording basically the way its told makes you think well they all paid $9 bucks and bellboy has $2... wheres the missing dollar?

    but yeah like you say... they paid $25 + they got $3 back... and dude has $2 in his pocket... thats $30 bucks... but man, it gets you thinkin thats for sure! especially my younger cousins

    Yeah, it's a good one...I forgot about it...I should write it down and use it! :-)

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    but yeah like you say... they paid $25 + they got $3 back... and dude has $2 in his pocket... thats $30 bucks... but man, it gets you thinkin thats for sure! especially my younger cousins

    u let the question sit there for all of 13 minutes before you answer it? lol...one of my good buddies asked this one night at a bar

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