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09-13-2009, 02:47 PM #11
I have a joke that's not "clean" but it's not racist, sexist, or anything bad...
Just some language issues.
If anyone wants to hear it I will pm it to them...
The joke above me is hilarious lol
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09-13-2009, 04:38 PM #12
I have a great one, however its PG13 for sure
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09-13-2009, 04:39 PM #13
Dan, PM it to me...I'll tell you mine aswell
I'll even throw in an extra one ;)
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09-13-2009, 06:02 PM #14
A guy walks into the bar and sees this guy sitting there with this tiny man playing the piano. He walks up to the guy and says "Wow where did you get that little man?" The guy pulls out this magic lamp and states that if you rub the lamp and whisper into it, you'll get your wish come true. The guy takes the lamp home with him and decides to try it out himself. He takes the lamp, remembering what the guy said about whispering into it, and rubs the lamp and whispers "I want a million bucks." At that very second, a million mallard ducks show up in his house. Feeling disappointed with the lamp, he takes it back to the bar and finds the guy there again with his little man, playing the piano still. He goes up to him and says, "This lamp is defective. I asked for a million BUCKS and got a million DUCKS!" The guy looks at him and explains, "Yeah, do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
I've seen that one before...still funny to read!
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09-13-2009, 06:28 PM #15
On the first day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow. God said "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man siad, "What? Only twenty years?! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
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09-13-2009, 06:47 PM #16
the problem is i don't tell it good..lol you pm me i'm lazy lol
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09-13-2009, 06:51 PM #17
i did pm u, lol
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09-13-2009, 08:18 PM #18
2 blondes walk into a building.you'd think one of them would have seen it.
cheers mike
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09-13-2009, 08:22 PM #19
He forgot how to tell it
DAN=FAIL
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09-13-2009, 10:15 PM #20BANNED
Why did the blonde keep walking back and forth from the computer to the mailbox?
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cuz every time she got to the computer it kept telling her "You've Got Mail"
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