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09-18-2009, 05:55 PM #51
LOL it said it would erase all info on my computer and I thought it was real until I realized it was a joke!
lol
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09-19-2009, 05:25 PM #52BANNED
Theres this blonde that is really good at swimming, and she sees that they are having a race. So she enters the Breast stroke. So she ends up getting last place, and not even coming close to anyone else. When she finishes she gets out of the water and the people ask her what took her so long. And she says: You guys cheated, you used your arms.
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09-19-2009, 05:27 PM #53BANNED
Where do girls with one leg work?
IHOP
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09-19-2009, 09:15 PM #54
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
So he could beat the crowd.
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09-19-2009, 09:17 PM #55
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09-19-2009, 09:38 PM #56BANNED
lol, thats a good one.
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09-20-2009, 02:54 PM #57
ha hah ahahahahhahah ahahah ahahhhahhahahhaha
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09-20-2009, 02:57 PM #58
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water...bob
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front porch...matt
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall...art
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves...russell
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09-20-2009, 03:03 PM #59
Eli Manning and Ben Roethlisberger were on their way to a charity fundraiser when en route, their limousine was struck by a milk truck, sending them both to the pearly gates. Upon arrival, they were each ushered to their respective quarters in heaven.
After inspecting his new surroundings, which were plush by all means, Manning took some time to his self in the restroom, and while sitting on his marble toilet, he happened to look out his window and see the grandest site ever, as eye threatening as it was.
He saw a huge castle, gleaming with Black and Gold, resting in a pasture of the most yellow corn stalks, interlaced with heavy, black boulders. Flags proclaiming Super Bowl wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers waved proudly over the castle.
Manning, stunned at the site, was bothered by it all day. That evening, while attending a buffet diner, Manning ran into St. Peter.
Eli said, "Hey St. Pete, what's up with Roethlisberger's pad. How comes he gets to stay in a place like that, when I'm stuck in that one level apartment?"
St. Peter replied, "Oh you have it all wrong sir. Ben lives on the floor below you. What you were looking at was God's place."
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09-21-2009, 12:14 PM #60
um, ha? ;)
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Originally Posted by selby56 
