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08-27-2008, 11:47 AM #41
ALL TIME FAVE!!!
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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08-27-2008, 11:49 AM #42
chuck norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink
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08-27-2008, 11:52 AM #43
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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08-27-2008, 11:55 AM #44
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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08-27-2008, 11:56 AM #45
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
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08-27-2008, 12:00 PM #46
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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08-27-2008, 12:06 PM #47
If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
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08-27-2008, 12:29 PM #48
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
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08-27-2008, 12:54 PM #49
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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08-27-2008, 01:14 PM #50
FROM A MR.T JOKE WEBSITE:
Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
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