Best Vegas Stories

[Insane Irish]

Nick Papageorgio

Love it!!!

[YummiestBeef]

So this one time I went to Vegas with my mom, dad, and older sister. My sister and I were both too young to get into the casinos so we tried to get fake ID's. I was able to get a fake ID under the name Nick Papageorgio. My dad lost the entire family fortune on his horrible betting luck with this one particular dealer, and my mom almost fell in love with Wayne Newton! My luck that evening was amazing, however. I made a ton of money and even won a few cars. I was on such a hot streak, until my parents came in and busted me. But we still got to keep the cars!

dont forget about your dad crashing into wayne newton's house in a tour bus

[dh5123]

Seems like everyone won when they were in Vegas? There's got to be a few stories on the other side too

[haybierman]

The worst part about winning in Vegas is that you want to quit while you're ahead, but then there's nothing else to do for the rest of the time you're there.

[kidman232]

LOL, nothing else to do???????? maybe if you dont drink or are afraid to leave the casino?

[haybierman]

Ok, let me amend that...

a. if you don't want to gamble anymore, the free drinks end.
b. clubbing, in general, is retarded and an activity I have never participated in voluntarily.

So that leaves, ummmm........ hookers or hanging out at Denny's.

[mikpaq77]

Attended a vendor conference in 2001, I was ordered by my boss to "buy drinks" for everyone during one of the off days at the pool...$6000 and 2 credit cards later....he laughed at me and told me I got off cheap when I turned in my expense report.