APPROPRIATE jokes

**~~sports collector~~** · 09-13-2009, 10:19 PM

Nice blonde joke...I've got a couple but they are pretty long...I might type them up later or in the morning...

**garnett_21** · 09-13-2009, 10:22 PM

I have some other flat-out hilarious jokes, but you have to have a warped sense of humor like I do to appreciate (most of) them.

**~~sports collector~~** · 09-13-2009, 10:25 PM

Let's hear them!

**garnett_21** · 09-14-2009, 11:46 AM

Alright, here's another one:

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms. "Hey lady," yells Larry, "Throw me the cat."

"No," she cries, "It's too far!"

"I play football. I can catch him."

The smoke is pouring from the windows. Finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street. Larry keeps an eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one-handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.

Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.

**angel0430** · 09-14-2009, 04:28 PM

That is so wrong....

There are some really good ones in here. Keep them coming.

**Glebe** · 09-14-2009, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by rchurchward View Post

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous for kids to play with and the other carries groceries.

2soon

**Oxxon** · 09-14-2009, 10:55 PM

Ok, once there was a big fire at the county court house in a small town. The fire was too large for the town fire dept so they called for backup from other towns. Well as the fire is going on and a few other FDs have shown up to help fight the fire they hear this loud crash down the street. Well, as it turns out its the volunteer FD truck and its headed right at them. The loud crash came from when the volunteers hit a car on the way to the fire. The volunteer firetruck keeps getting closer and closer and finally passes the other fire trucks and right pasted the other fire fighters. As the firetruck goes by they can hear and see the volunteers on the firetruck yelling and waving at people to get out of the way. So the truck slams into the court house and goes right into the heart of the fire. Awhile later the flames start to go down and sure enough the fire is out and the fire truck backs out and they drive away. The firefighters standing outside could not believe what they had seen. The firefighters and the town people were so impressed that the next day they went over to the volunteer fire house and asked if there was anything they could do to repay for what they did to save the court house. The volunteer capt looks at the people who came over and says, "Well, the fire truck could use a new set of brakes".