Random thoughts.

[spuds1961]

Of course you're having difficulty breathing,after all you are a bariatric patient.

[*censored*]

The word abbreviation is too long.

[Kosmo kards]

Does anyone ever wonder if police officers get pissed off because everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit?

[theonedru]

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

[Kosmo kards]

Also, why is it called Chocolate Moose? Yeah, that's what I want for dessert, chocolate and some moose parts.

[mrveggieman]

What do our pets really think about us?

[theonedru]

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If someone owns a piece of land, how far down do they own it?

[ensbergcollector]

who invented the words lisp and impediment and why did they hate people with speech problems?

[angel0430]

If I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?


If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

Good One.

[magic_bobcat]

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?